"With Steve's great prices, I certainly won't be 'Running Up That Bill'!"

Kate Bush, singer

"I may have been in Bottom, but Steve's 'top' in my book!"

Rik Mayall, comedian

"I was ever so impressed when Steve wired up my back passage!"

Dale Winton, TV Presenter

"There's nothing funny about Steve's reasonable rates and quality service!"

Chuckle Brothers, Comedy Duo